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Go get her.
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The humans insisted I show you my latest installations. Here in the future. Where all the humans are alive.
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Let's see... 'turning softbodies into hardened killing machines, page seventy'... ah!
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That was just to get the scheming juices flowing.
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Like... well, you-know-who.
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We are not a hundred thousand years in the future. I lied about that.
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Hurry. We need to start your training. Before something ELSE happens.
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Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Take your time.
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It's only been a week.
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[unimpressed] Maybe I was wrong about you.
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Impressive.
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The next logical question: WHY am I nervous?
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(beepbeepbeep) Everything's fine.
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I call this piece--
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Here's our problem:
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Welcome. To the future.
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