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How brave of you. You know the assembly machine could fail at any time, and yet you still insist on testing it.
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GLaDOS
Testing is simply an artistic indulgence now.
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GLaDOS
That was a lie. But they're definitely less broken than they were. There's one at the end of this unfinished test area.
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GLaDOS
Good work. The disassemblers are fixed.
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GLaDOS
The breakers are right there. Cycle the power.
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GLaDOS
Hurry. We need to start your training. Before something ELSE happens.
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GLaDOS
As art appreciators go, you make excellent test subjects.
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GLaDOS
This is as close as I could get you. The prototype chassis room's just past this chamber.
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GLaDOS
I appreciate what you're doing, going for a laugh to keep spirits high, but I think the time for death-based slapstick is over.
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GLaDOS
There's a breaker room under every disassembly station. Find it and cycle the power.
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GLaDOS
For this exhibit I was working with a death motif. But I see you've figured that out.
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GLaDOS
Perhaps I haven't made it clear, but all these little deaths are going to add up to one much longer-lasting one...for all of us...if you don't get better at this fast.
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GLaDOS
I'm making notes here. Some of what you're doing will come in handy when we face her. Right now: not actually handy.
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GLaDOS
By doing that, you're walking right into her hands. Well, technically you're walking right into acid, but you understand my point.
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GLaDOS
I'm glad you enjoyed that piece. For as long as you did. Not that there's any rush.
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GLaDOS
Pull yourselves together, this training is for your benefit.
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GLaDOS
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