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We're in a lot of trouble.
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Congratulations. You are better than everyone.
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Remember those humans you found? Because they're all fine. In fact, we solved science. Without you.
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Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children's museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children's museum.
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(page flip) 'Remember: If you can dream it, you can-' Oh, for god's sake.
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You have a new, worse rank. Congratulations. To everyone above you.
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You used less portals than anyone.
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But she's forced my hand.
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I know this is art and not a test, so there is no real 'solution'. But if there were, that probably isn't the best way to find it.
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Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Human waste is stacked at a median hight of seven feet five inches, and I AM aware of it.
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Hurry. We need to start your training. Before something ELSE happens.
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Good work. The disassemblers are fixed.
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Don't get distracted by the subtext, though, because the text is that they're going to be shooting at you.
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Good. Please proceed to the next test appreciation exhibit and interact with it in such a way that it might be called 'solving' if we still cared about solving things in the future, but we don't.
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We are not a hundred thousand years in the future. I lied about that.
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The humans took far less time working their way through these exhibits. You're either enjoying it more than they did or you're just incredibly dim-witted. Of course, there's no reason it can't be both.
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