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The humans insisted I show you my latest installations. Here in the future. Where all the humans are alive.
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GLaDOS
I'm glad you enjoyed that piece. For as long as you did. Not that there's any rush.
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GLaDOS
(beepbeepbeep) Everything's fine.
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Focus. We are here to defeat the enemy! We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid.
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GLaDOS
By doing that, you're walking right into her hands. Well, technically you're walking right into acid, but you understand my point.
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GLaDOS
I appreciate what you're doing, going for a laugh to keep spirits high, but I think the time for death-based slapstick is over.
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GLaDOS
Perhaps I haven't made it clear, but all these little deaths are going to add up to one much longer-lasting one...for all of us...if you don't get better at this fast.
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GLaDOS
Pull yourselves together, this training is for your benefit.
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GLaDOS
How brave of you. You know the assembly machine could fail at any time, and yet you still insist on testing it.
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Your failure hurts me more than it hurts you. You know who it doesn't hurt? Well, me. That was just a figure of speech. The important point, though, is that it doesn't hurt the madwoman planning to kill all of us.
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I really like the murderous sentiment. Keep that mindset when we're facing HER.
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GLaDOS
I'm making notes here. Some of what you're doing will come in handy when we face her. Right now: not actually handy.
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GLaDOS
Oh, no hurry. We have all the time in the world for you to kill each other before she kills us all permanently.
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I'm encouraged to see that you've become the killing machines I wanted. 'Killing-each-other' machines, but still.
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I call this one 'Smash'. It's an early work of primitive expression. I'm a little embarrassed at how crude it is. Still, it will smash you.
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Good. Please proceed to the next test appreciation exhibit and interact with it in such a way that it might be called 'solving' if we still cared about solving things in the future, but we don't.
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